15 July 2026
So…Who starts against Coventry? – Suburban Gooners
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So…Who starts against Coventry? – Suburban Gooners

I saw a video yesterday of Rice and Odegaard having a long conversation after the England v Norway game on Saturday evening. Seeing those two locked in a chat was interesting, and had me thinking what they might be talking about. Maybe Martin was asking Declan how sick he was? Maybe they were talking about […]

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I see you, Mikel Merino… – Suburban Gooners
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I see you, Mikel Merino… – Suburban Gooners

Mikel Merino man. He’s a bloody international cheat code. I remember him scoring a headed goal at Euro 2024 against the Germans in the July of that summer. He would go on to sign for us about six weeks later, but by then we sort of half-knew that he was of interest to the club. […]

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Keeping Kepa?
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Keeping Kepa?

It was a shame to see Egypt go out yesterday. Certainly, having Mo Salah sad is no skin off my nose, but Messi aside, Argentina are quite an unlikeable side. Martinez in goal, Martinez and Romerro as their centre backs, Enzo Fernandez being a little ratty prick. Yeah, they’re not the sort of team I […]

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Football’s most underrated match-winner – Suburban Gooners
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Football’s most underrated match-winner – Suburban Gooners

Morning folks. Well, as it turned out, the whole Balogun red-card debacle ended up having little impact on the result, as the Belgians quite comfortably knocked the final host nation out last night. Or did it? Because let’s face it, because of FIFA, because of Trump, because of the circus that followed the ‘bending’ of […]

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The Trossard conundrum – Suburban Gooners
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The Trossard conundrum – Suburban Gooners

I didn’t watch the France v Paraguay game last night, but I’ve seen some of the shenanigans of the Paraguayans and, as a result, I’m kinda glad I didn’t. Some real arses in that team, particularly their number 23, who was snidey all game by the looks of it. I’ve got no love for France, […]

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A red card that could help Arsenal – Suburban Gooners
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A red card that could help Arsenal – Suburban Gooners

Poor ol’ Pierro Hincapie, eh? His national team gets knocked out of the World Cup, plus he gets his marching orders in Mexico in the early hours of this morning, for covering his mouth and saying something to a Mexico player. I didn’t watch the game, but I have seen the incident, and the Mexico […]

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World Cup overload and weary legs – Suburban Gooners
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World Cup overload and weary legs – Suburban Gooners

If you are somebody who reads my ramblings regularly, you’ll have noticed that I have been quite conspicuous by my absence. If there is anybody out there who finds what I have to say on football moderately interesting, firstly, you’re a mentalist 😉 But secondly, apologies if you’d been wondering if I fell into a […]

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